He/him , I go by jack, but you can call me whatever
//Pfp and header aren’t mine, credit to the artists
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Come get this dick-fil-a
I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday
One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it
I will fucking find you
good kobold fact #1
yip
When Bob Ross says, “Let’s have a little fun/get crazy” you KNOW he’s gonna drop a motha fuckin’ TREE on that BITCH.
basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)
her sister: *has the exact same face and body*
her sister has the exact same face and body but she’s got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.
Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole
i mean huge wampeedamberfuckalongas
the slappening
Ok, I know I have been straying from my borzoi photos…but… I think this might be worth it.
I got in some orphaned baby skunks tonight. They are stomping at me. It makes me blissful.
i didn’t know skunks could have different color patterns within the same litter! they’re adorable
Completely unrelated, but I wanted to show you these robots. Yes, these are not fish, these are robots - the future is now. Not to mention that they’re moving apparently randomly through a three-dimensional space, and not touching each other! That’s impressive.